Did a road ride yesterday, I was on the bike for about 5 hours, hoping for a vision quest. All I did was piss on my Sidis. It was somewhere in the 3.5 hour mark, I had to piss so I go into the park bathroom and start. People who don’t ride ask me, “doesn’t that hurt your junk?” Never thought it did, but after yesterday, I think my junk found a way to revolt. Here is what happened.
Nuts: “Hey dickhole, when he pulls down those bib shorts and tries to piss, give me two streams.”
Dickhole: “Are you sure, I feel fine.”
Nuts: “You ain’t the one reading FIZIK for three hours, stop being a bitch and give me two streams.”
Dickhole: “Ok, here goes.”
I look down from the “partial hunched over bib pissing position” and see a renegade stream killing my right Sidi. I redirect and finish, there is nothing I can do about it now. I fill up my bottles and head out for another two hours.
Conspiracy or just bad aim?